The majority of ads looking for salespeople are written to appeal to idiots. They promised all sorts of easy commission without needing experience. I wanted to see how desperate these bullshitters were to find someone so I would throw in a curse word somewhere in the cover letter.
To:craigslist 5004889444 <c8nvf-5004889444@job.craigslist.org>
I have twenty years of experience selling high end real estate in Florida. I am results oriented. Selling is what I fucking do. I get people to sign on the dotted line. I’d like to interview asap. Thank you for the consideration.
Tevin Kerveczeciz
To:job applicant <c8nvf-5004889444@job.craigslist.org>
Tevin
Let’s get together !
Cell 619-555-3400
To:craigslist 5004889444 <c8nvf-5004889444@job.craigslist.org>
Great- I’m unloading a pretty powerful number two right now. Give me twenty minutes.