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January 27, 2017 by Staff TUL Leave a Comment

To:craigslist 5004889444 <c8nvf-5004889444@job.craigslist.org>

I take boner pills. I know those are considered drugs. Can I still apply? My resume is impeccable.

To:job applicant <c8nvf-5004889444@job.craigslist.org>

Yes. Please submit your resume and salary history via email.

Between the years of 2013 and 2015 The Underemployed Life was intermittently living The Unemployed Life. If you've looked for work in the past several years, you've probably done it mostly via the internet. We thought it was a depressing, humiliating, and soul crushing adventure into the void. A real drag. In order to lift our spirits, we occasionally sent cover letters for real jobs we had no intention of interviewing for. Many of our cover letters were vulgar, crude and in poor taste. So they were a lot of fun to write. We hope you have fun reading them. If you like them, you can subscribe to our newsletter to be notified every time we print a new one.

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